Vintage Ad WTFkery

Because this way you can be skinny *and* have a clean house.

You know. Useful and decorative, the way a woman should be.

Did people really think this way?

*Really??*

How about I cook you up a nice shit sandwich?

And I do like shoes. But I’m not *really* sure that’s what they’re selling here.

Obviously this isn’t vintage. But it’s PETA, and that’s nearly as bad.

For some reason the towel offends me.

Revenge?

Eh. Not really. But way to sell your condoms.