I can honestly say there is probably nothing more awesome than an inflatable unicorn horn for cats.
I particularly like how the box proclaims that cats love it.
Cats also love scratching furniture and eviscerating small mammals. (One of my cats used to be inherently fond of dragging my bathrobe around the house and humping the shit out of it.)
Just sayin’.
But, yes, it’s real and available at Archie McPhee.
I’m probably going to get one.