About Allison Pang
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Word-Whore.
Hello Kitty Connoisseur.I write the Abby Sinclair UF series, published by Pocket Books, the IronHeart Chronicles and the ongoing Fox & Willow webcomic at Sad Sausage Dogs. Represented by Jess Regel of Helm Literary.
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Dec
22
Candy Cane Shivs and Other Holiday Rants
Posted in blog, christmas, rant, wtf
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So, I ran across this article yesterday. I haven’t quite picked my jaw up off the floor yet, honestly, particularly at this part: Mother Kathleen Flannery said a administrator called her and explained that, “not everyone wants Christmas cheer. That suicide rates are up over Christmas, and that they should keep their cheer to themselves, perhaps.”Wow. So, exactly what *is* it we’re celebrating during this season, anyway? Seems a far cry from “Peace on earth, goodwill to man,” that I was always brought up with. And sure, I suppose you *COULD* make a weapon from a sharpened candy cane…but what about pencils? Those metal parts on rulers? Sporks? Hell, why not just run up to the chemistry lab, snag some acid and THROW it?? (Obviously I don’t advocate any of the above. But those little candy canes that break when you look at them hardly constitute as weapons.) My son’s…
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Dec
19
A Brush With Jailbait
Posted in brush of darkness, ha ha, wtf
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*ahem* Just had to throw this image up (culled from GoodReads) because it made me giggle my ass off. Alas, Abby does NOT actually wear an outfit like this in the book, and even I will admit there is a small group of my friends who like to play a “How did Abby’s fishnets get so torn up?” game, but there it is. (It’s a dirty game. I won’t repeat it here. LOL) I won’t actually comment in the Goodreads thread, btw, but I did think I could share it on the blog. (I don’t see much need to horn in as the “author” – frankly, I’d rather people love the writing and not like the cover than vice versa.) Reviewer: Well. The cover is pretty.Me: … You get my point. 😀…
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Dec
16
German Playdoh WTFkery
Posted in wtf
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Who wants a toy dog that craps playdoh? I like how it comes with plastic pooper-scoopers. Wrong on so many levels…but I sorta want one. Sorta. More about Kackel Dackel here.…
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Dec
1
Epic Dolph Lundgren Awesomesauce
Posted in awesomesauce, wtf
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I don’t even know WTF is going on here, but I love it.…
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Nov
25
Happy Thanksgiving!
Posted in thanksgiving, turkey, wtf
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I’m off to do the family and food thing today, so I leave you all with this……
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