About Allison Pang
Author.
Word-Whore.
Hello Kitty Connoisseur.I write the Abby Sinclair UF series, published by Pocket Books, the IronHeart Chronicles and the ongoing Fox & Willow webcomic at Sad Sausage Dogs. Represented by Jess Regel of Helm Literary.
Coming Soon!
Follow Me!
Newsletter
Subscribe here for my monthly newsletter!Mailing List
Subscribe here if you want my blog posts delivered via email!Instagram!
Sep
8
You Know…
Posted in wtf
Leave a comment
I totally want to say something here. But I won’t. *bites tongue*…
Read more
Sep
3
Friday Afternoon WTFkery
Posted in wtf
Leave a comment
Okay, I’ve actually seen this. And while the animation is quite good, I just can’t get past the fact that it’s a movie about a piece of dog crap and how he discovers what his purpose in life really is.…
Read more
Aug
20
Friday Morning WTFkery
Posted in wtf
2 Comments
Stumbled across this little gem of a site last night. It’s called Edible. And you know, I guess I’m alright if people want to eat chocolate covered ants or think that a hornet in honey is some sort of aphrodisiac. But coffee, made from cherry pits? From cherries that were eaten by a civet cat? That said cat then crapped out? That were then collected from the civet cat’s feces and cleaned by the natives? *shudders* Yeah, how do you sign up for *that* job? According the website, civet ass dropping coffee is: THE RAREST COFFEE IN EXISTENCE UNIQUE DELICATE FLAVOUR AFTER FERMENTATION IN THE CIVET’S DIGESTIVE SYSTEM ONLY 500 KG’S OF THIS COFFEE ARE FOUND EACH YEAR Yum! They also have weasel regurgitated coffee. And tea made from leaves picked by specially trained monkeys.…
Read more
Aug
19
What Price, Purity?
Posted in rant, sex, sexist pigs, virginity, wtf
8 Comments
Warning: This is a bit of a rant, though I’ll try to keep it toned down. Much of it can be attributed to this article on the Washington Post, about the “re-virgination of women in China.” More specifically, this quote: Some men who were interviewed agreed about the importance of finding a virgin. “I really care about virginity,” said Xia Yang, product manager for a technology company. “If you go to buy a cellphone, of course you’d want to buy a new cellphone. Who would spend the same amount of money to buy an old cellphone that’s been used for two years?” Yeah. And then my head exploded. Can someone *please* explain to me why a woman’s sole value is placed squarely on the existence (or lack thereof) of a membrane? I mean, yes, the virginity thing is a common trope for so many historical romances – how the heroine…
Read more
Aug
16
F*ck Me, Ray Bradbury!
Posted in wtf
2 Comments
F*ck Me, Ray Bradbury – watch more funny videos Yeah, NSFW. But funny as hell. Thanks to @KLGrady for finding this bit of author awesomeness.…
Read more