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Hello Kitty Connoisseur.I write the Abby Sinclair UF series, published by Pocket Books, the IronHeart Chronicles and the ongoing Fox & Willow webcomic at Sad Sausage Dogs. Represented by Jess Regel of Helm Literary.
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Aug
16
Harry Potter Earworm
Posted in procrastination, wtf
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Brought to you by the awesome folks over at The Fifth District. And if you have no idea what’s going on here, the original can be found here –> https://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/badgers/…
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Aug
8
Sunday Morning WTFkery
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So, apparently I don’t listen to the radio enough these days. But mr myn was kind enough to fill me in on this new dating service called “Cougar Life”. Apparently the radio jingle goes: “Do you want to F*ck a Cougar?” (with the f-bomb bleeped out.) You stay classy, CougarLife.com Of course the sad thing is that I turn 36 in about 2 weeks – which puts me right at the beginning of Cougar territory, at least according to these guys. On the website, cougars are listed as being: Women in their PRIME: independent, sexy and wildly successful. They enjoy men that are youthful, fit with the same zest for life. Cougars are classy, confident women that already possess many of the finer things in life — but now want the young, hot guy to go with it. I dunno. I’m neither SEXY nor wildly successful, so I suppose that…
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Jul
27
Jane Austen’s Fight Club
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You know. Just in case you *weren’t* one of the 5 million people to already see it on Twitter or Facebook this week……
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Jul
21
Midnight WTFkery
Posted in vagina mouse, wtf
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Yeah, it’s a mouse. It’s called the G Point mouse. And it looks like a vagina. Yes. A vagina. And like – yes, I know geeks are apparently hard up to find a date, but seriously? SERIOUSLY??…
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Jul
9
Unicorns Rock
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It was suggested to me, (by Jeffe, of course), that I might be able to get away with a sparkly unicorn t-shirt at Nationals. Unfortunately, I seem to have gotten rid of all of mine once I turned 12. However, I did find this brilliant site -> Unicorns Rock They seem to have taken the art of unicorn awesomeness to a completely new level. Unfortunately they aren’t shipping until Fall, so I’m afraid I won’t be getting a zombie unicorn shirt any time soon. (If you have suggestions, I’ll be happy to take them, however. Unicorns with bacon would be especially cool.) And, um, I’m probably a medium, if you’re looking to be really generous. 😉…
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