About Allison Pang
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Hello Kitty Connoisseur.I write the Abby Sinclair UF series, published by Pocket Books, the IronHeart Chronicles and the ongoing Fox & Willow webcomic at Sad Sausage Dogs. Represented by Jess Regel of Helm Literary.
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Jul
8
Vampires Suck
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Heh – couldn’t resist a last post anyway. The movie will probably suck, but I have to admit I found the trailer amusing as hell.…
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Jul
1
Old Spice Man is Back!
“I’m on a motorcycle” Heh. He didn’t say it, but you know he wanted to.…
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Jun
30
Skeleton Pr0n Wtfkery
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So. Yeah. Porn? Art? Cheap shill by a company trying to sell its stuff? Yes, it’s a calendar. You can see all the images here –> https://www.geekosystem.com/x-ray-pin-up-calendar/ I dunno. It’s kind of creepy, but sort of cool, too.…
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Jun
27
Procrastination Station
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Yeah, I’m working on my outline for Book 2. Which is sort of due next week. (Actually, I’ve got to mid-July, but I’m going on vacation next Friday and I’d really like to get it done before then.) So of course, I’m trolling youtube, because I work better that way. Really. And I found this brilliantly awesome and sexist 70’s commercial for the Dodge Charger: Which then led into this one, full of banned commercials. Enjoy! (At least hang out to see the elephant one. You’ll thank me for it. Well, no, you won’t. But stay anyway…)…
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Jun
24
The Beautiful People
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I stumbled across this little bit of WTFkery yesterday. Even aside from the fact that it’s about one of the most egotistical things I’ve ever seen, the fact still remains that unless you’re directly bio-engineering the chromosomes, you can’t guarantee beauty. A few notes about the dating site – it’s known as beautifulpeople.com. No, I’m not putting a link to it, because I think it’s ridiculous. You can sign up for an account, but other members vote on your picture and stats – if you’re not deemed pretty enough, your membership gets turned down. And yes – they will kick you out if you get fat. It’s just sort of mind-numbing that people think this way. I mean, okay – I suppose it’s not surprising in some ways – after all there are always cliques everywhere you go – at school, in the office, whatever. But honestly, doesn’t it just…
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