About Allison Pang
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Hello Kitty Connoisseur.I write the Abby Sinclair UF series, published by Pocket Books, the IronHeart Chronicles and the ongoing Fox & Willow webcomic at Sad Sausage Dogs. Represented by Jess Regel of Helm Literary.
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Jun
19
Sookie WTFkery
Posted in wtf
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Bwah! A little Snoop Dogg for the Stackhouse?…
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Jun
12
*Snerk*
Posted in gaming, geek, random, wtf
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Emerging from my self-imposed exile to giggle madly. That is all.…
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Jun
8
Vintage Ad WTFkery
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Because this way you can be skinny *and* have a clean house. You know. Useful and decorative, the way a woman should be. Did people really think this way? *Really??* How about I cook you up a nice shit sandwich? And I do like shoes. But I’m not *really* sure that’s what they’re selling here. Obviously this isn’t vintage. But it’s PETA, and that’s nearly as bad. For some reason the towel offends me. Revenge? Eh. Not really. But way to sell your condoms.…
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Jun
6
Smells Like Kushiel’s Dart.
Posted in kushiel's dart, wtf
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My favorite series ever…now available to bathe with! Check out Greenman Apothecary for more details. I’m actually really, really tempted to get some. I’m not sure why, but I am.…
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Jun
5
Is There Something You’re Not Telling Me, Thomas?
Posted in random, thomas the tank engine, wtf
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Yeah, okay. It struck me funny. And don’t blame me, I was a the train show for half the day, sweltering in the 90 degree heat. And my kids were massive Thomas the Tank Engine fans for several years, so I have quite a few of the trains lying around the house. I’m sure HO stands for something, but given that they were selling Spencer for $60, I’m not sure the description isn’t apt. I’d damn near have to prostitute myself to buy the rest of them for that price. The rest of the train show was actually pretty fun – they had the Civil War** re-enactors there (given that I basically live on a battlefield, this makes a lot of sense.) They kept lighting off the cannon every 15 minutes or so, but it was pretty cool. This year they also had a massive moon-bounce and other assorted fun,…
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