Jun
4

TapeWorm WTFkery

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Okay. So you know, I stumbled across this old ad a little while back…and sure, I suppose I get it. I mean, it’s the old days and you want to lose weight, right? But instead of a magic pill or Dexatrim or whatever, the ladies of the day swallowed nice, fresh, sanitized tape worms. Because nothing says sexy like naked time with your man (or lady) and a big honking tapeworm coming out of your ass. (Keep in mind that tapeworms can grow up to 50 feet long in your intestine and can live there for 20 years. Yay, romance!) Historically it was probably pretty common – but think of the hygienics of the old world slaughter houses. Parasites ran pretty rampant back in the day – and ingesting them via uncooked meat or bad conditions was bound to happen. Hell, you’ve all seen the movie Seabiscuit, right? Remember Red, the guy played by… Read more
Jun
4

In the Shoe-store, No One Can Hear You Scream.

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Brilliant. I kind of want them. Kind of. Wonder if HR Giger would approve?… Read more
Jun
3

Pic of the Day.

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I blog a lot when I am stressed. I am very stressed. I was going to post some man candy tonight, but you know, I think this picture is a better representation of what a clusterbitch my day was.… Read more
Jun
3

Zen and The Art of Wombat Pr0n

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It started on a dare on Twitter. Partially as a joke but then it spawned off into a life of its own. After all, who would have thought that something as ridiculous as a wombat would have such a…robust…sex life. Well, apparently they do: “The female, after a prolonged period of copulation in the same position, broke away and began to trot in a pattern of circles and figures of eight,” he says. “The male chased her, following closely behind, and then bit her on the rump.”Armed with this particularly awesome bit of knowledge, the call went out to the twitterverse to see if wombat pr0n did, in fact, exist. And the challenge was taken on (rather successfully, might I add), by the awesome @galendara  and @jaymgates – who, when they couldn’t find any, went ahead and made some of their own. The uncensored and NSFW version can be found here –> Whoa! So, for… Read more
May
29

Probably Not Street Legal…

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But I totally want one.… Read more