About Allison Pang
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Hello Kitty Connoisseur.I write the Abby Sinclair UF series, published by Pocket Books, the IronHeart Chronicles and the ongoing Fox & Willow webcomic at Sad Sausage Dogs. Represented by Jess Regel of Helm Literary.
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Jan
31
Shave…and Get Drunk
A rather apt look at the way women are advertised to…as opposed to men. It’s not completely accurate, because they left out the ED concept, but the rest of it is pretty spot on. Women == change who/what you are to become perfect. And clean up after everyone.Men == carry on with your bad self…
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Jan
25
Toothbrushes Need Love Too
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I could pretend I had something worthwhile to blog about today, but I don’t. So, here. Use your sordid imagination accordingly.…
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Jan
9
Comic Book WTFkery
Frankly, this wins at the internets. Incidentally, if it seems as though I’m slacking off on the blogging a bit…yeah, I am. I’ve got things I want to write and say and sometimes it’s about timing. There’s a little bit of me trying to give myself permission to relax and avoid some of the self-induced pressures I tend to fluctuate under – which includes less time on the internet and more time just doing my own thing. (No thanks to Darchala for sucking me into Orcs Must Die! btw. >_<) And sometimes it’s about things irritating the living piss out of me to the point where I can’t actually form a cognitive sentence about it. Like this lovely post today. (ETA – Looks like the original poster deleted his blog post. How ironic.) Which is specifically about the cover of this new comic book (called Saga). This is the cover:…
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Dec
2
Friday Afternoon WTFkry
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Ladies and gents…I present to you: the Banana Candle. Which sounds like it should be a euphemism for something, but alas…it is not. As per When Used Books Attack: Banana Edition, (quoted below) this glorious recipe can be found in “Bo Bold With Bananas.” And I’m all for getting bold with my food, but this seems to be moving into full on fruit peen-landia. (With a cherry on top, no less! See what I did there? Huh? Huh? Phallic innuendo, FTW) Which is okay. But that’s mayo on that there peely-o-peen. (I mean, icing? Sure, I could sorta see that. Might be fun. But mayo? Ick.) This monstrosity is called a Banana Candle, which consists of a banana stuck in a pineapple slice, with mayonnaise and a maraschino cherry on top. And it is a crime against nature. If someone brought this into my home, I would slap them, and…
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