About Allison Pang
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Hello Kitty Connoisseur.I write the Abby Sinclair UF series, published by Pocket Books, the IronHeart Chronicles and the ongoing Fox & Willow webcomic at Sad Sausage Dogs. Represented by Jess Regel of Helm Literary.
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Nov
29
Midnight WTFkry: I Hate My Job
Posted in blog, high heels, nice legs, wtf, yes
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I cannot look away. Or stop hitting the replay button. Also? Dudes have AWESOME legs. 😀…
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Nov
25
Friday WTFkry
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I don’t even know why the hell I’m posting this except for the fact that my kids and I have been running around the house shouting “CIRCLETINE!” at each other all day. Sharing the love, y’all.…
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Nov
14
Shooting Russian Unicorns
Posted in blog, contest, guest post, league of reluctant adults, unicorn, wtf
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Yeah, you know, it’s oddly catchy and I kinda can’t stop watching. (Though I’m not sure @phintheunicorn would completely approve, but that’s okay.) And in case you didn’t realize – yes that’s a spoof lipsynch job over a Michael Bublé video. (Original here.) On a few additional notes, I’m guest posting over at the League of Reluctant Adults today, talking a little bit about an upcoming project I’m looking to do. Also – All Things Urban Fantasy is taking nominations for best PNR/UF covers, so if you’re so inclined, head over that way to nominate A Brush of Darkness (or any of your favs, honestly.) 🙂…
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Nov
11
Friday Morning WTFkry
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Yeah, I figure it’s time for something *really* funky today. So, this is called The Little Rooster. And it’s an alarm clock. For the vagina. Yes. Just set it, toss it in your underwear and wake up to your very own snorgasm. What makes the Little Rooster really special is that delicious semi-conscious state when you’re not yet quite awake. Other alarms tear those precious moments from you. The Little Rooster not only lets you savour them, it makes them even dreamier. Whether you leap straight out of bed or let it run its lazy course, no other clock will wake you with this joyful secret thrill.*nods sagely* Well, alrighty then. Though, I do like how it tells you how you can wear it anywhere. (But don’t turn it on for takesoffs and landings, yo.)…
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Oct
26
Vampire WTFkery
I don’t even actually have words for this. But have a little Halloween WTFkry on me. Or not. (And I suppose I’m going to have to dig up a link to this at some point…but not until I get home from work. Because reasons.) Edited to add: I found it on IMDB! Count Drac is back – and this time he’s sucking more than just necks! Count Gaylord stalks the streets of L.A. for the hunkiest victims to ever succumb to lust, as well as his enemy, the Marquis de Suede.…
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